|"By all that is holy, see Nuns On The Run...it's divine!" -Gene Shalit, The Today Show
Brian (Eric Idle of MONTY PYTHON fame) and Charlie (Robbie Coltrane of the HARRY POTTER movies) are good-guy London gangsters who decide to leave the criminal life forever by stealing $1 million in drug money from the Chinese Triads. But when their getaway goes wrong, they grab the loot and hide inside a nearby convent school. Now disguised as 'Sister Inviolata Of The Immaculate Conception' and 'Sister Euphemia Of The Five Wounds' ('Five Wounds' for short), Charlie and Brian find themselves chased by their vicious former gang, Hong Kong's most lethal killers, the local police, Brian's myopic girlfriend, several nubile college girls and one very groping priest. Will bad habits lead to every nun for himself or can these Sisters in crime pull off the most immaculate deception of all?